Replies to post #79005 on Derf's Grotto

[Paulie Cashews]

OK, then. Did you know that the song Deep In The Heart of Texas referred to a renowned Abilene whorehouse (deep in the heart of) Central Texas?

This venerable establishment became famous for creating its signature move - The Texas Dinner Special:

While still in the classic doggie-style position, run the girl right out the front door and ram her head-first into the broken stove on the front lawn.



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