Medinah Minerals (MDMN)

[Medinaminer]

We are pleased to report that on April 1, 2014, at 7:05am, President Quijano brushed his teeth without incident.

I can hardly believe this update is from the company. It is abundantly clear that someone other than the company composer of updates has sent out this shareholder update.

If it was from the company sources, it might have read something more like: We are immensely pleased and with the greatest of sobriety prepared to begin our determination to imminently report, prior to the end of next week, that on April 1, 2014 at 7:05 a.m., the most honorable Senor Quijano, the most esteemed CEO, the most generous donor of 30% of his shares in a worthless mining operation that has yet to be proven to have economically viable, extract-able, talcum powder, which is in such short supply all over the world, especially in Siberia, was about to locate his most favorite colored tooth brush, and in the process, and by pure serendipity, found his long lost map of yet another treasure which he owns 110% as his sole and separate property, which he now is in the process of notarizing in preparation to share with all the loyal shareholders of Medinah, and will upon completion of the notarization, consult his attorneys as to the most beneficial and speedy method of turning over, this yet undiscovered treasure to the loyal shareholders who have very little to show for their loyalty, whose wives and husbands have left them for others, whose children and grand children were to be left with huge and sizable estates, but for our inept and continued stumbling and fabrication of all these partnerships, was to begin brushing his teeth, but decided to wait until Les Price's arrival in Chile so that they could together look into the mirror and have a contest as to who can brush his teeth quicker and run outside to announce this new finding that is even much greater value than the LDM, ADL, El Pollo Loco and Del Taco combined.

So Senor Quizno is now calling on his good dentist to write more of the verbose messages that have no value to anyone who reads them except for those who want to unload their shares.

The above would have been more like the shareholder update regarding his tooth brushing activities.

Ne's pas?