Interview with Hemp Ceo
x…Bill, what exactly does your company do?
o…Well gee I don’t really know. Do you?
x…What about the shipment of hemp hearts from China?
o…Right…Our crack marketing team is working on that right now.
We figure if we can convince everyone to sprinkle a few hemp hearts into their cheerios every morning problem solved…big money maker! Then maybe all the stockholders will quit pissing in my cheerios every morning….lol
x…Hmm…ok, Bill what about the clothing line?
o…Let’s see… what the hell did I call that one...I’ve been smoking some of the good stuff… so sometimes I forget…u know this stuff is legal nowadays.
x…Cartel Blue…
o…Right… right…well Cartel Blue makes jeans, t-shirts and underwear and stuff like that..made out of hemp…
x…Well what about the competition like Levi, Hanes…or Froot of the Loom?
o…Who? Never heard of them….you don’t really think a company with a name like Levi, Hanes or Fruit of the Loom will be successful in the jeans and underwear business do you? I mean Cartel Blue come on…what a name. We even got a web site …albeit theirs nothing on it yet…just a domain name…lol...need to call Go Daddy see if were still live.
x…Bill what other uses does hemp provide?
o…Concrete…
x… Concrete!
o… Yep that’s right…concrete…strongest building material in the whole world!
x…Wow!
o…Did you know that if those twin towers were built out of concrete…those plans would have just bounced right off of them…
x… I did not know that…
o….well I’m sure there are a lot of things you don’t know…just like my stockholders..lol
o…Well I gotta go now time to dump a few shares onto the open market…I’m low on paper (cash)… just wait till we start printing that out of hemp….bahahaha
