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[Letgoofmyfannie]

Getting out the drill bit

I looked up US Code and Hanky Panky's Medallion isn't a "coin" even if it was stamped out at the US Mint (a Reasonable Person never would consider it as such as it doesn't have any monetized value, and any value it may possess is as a trinket and memento mori of an era (see, there's the GSE Angle, once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, etc., didn't you, Hank?)

On top of all that I'm certainly not engaging in any "fraudulent" activities, just thinking about putin one 3/16" hole through each ear lobe based on the center of gravity, 'tis a heavy little sucker...(note: this is not nor has ever been a soliciti-tation to buy, purchase or otherwise get GSE Stock excepting that if you didn't, well that would be like missing Noah's Ark and you can't find yer Old Lady).


"" 18 U.S. Code § 331 - Mutilation, diminution, and falsification of coins

Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money within the United States; or

Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered, defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or lightened—

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. ""