Strategic Global Investments, Inc. (STBV)

[420man]

This is the tale called "Andys Greed"

Not so long ago in a far off land called Pansy Andys….……..F that shizzz…lets get to the nitty gritty of reality peeps...

I read EVERY one of the SEC docs (DONT TRY IT, IT SUCKS)… since the beginning of 2012, and it is very evident that our "friend" Andy started off slowly with his newfound STBV ATM…BUT… by September 2012 he was becoming MUCH more confident!!


This is a history of Andys share selling from 2012 to 2014


Chapter 1. Andys ATM habits begin

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/vprr/13/9999999997-13-000857 (Item 5 of Reg A)

1. $1 mill Feb 2012
2. $300 March 2012 (REALLY?)
3. $12,500 May 2012
4. $8,250 May 2012
5. $5,000 June 2012
6. $5,000 June 2012
7. $20,000 June 2012
8. $50,000 September 2012 (Now he's getting the idea)
9. $10,000 September 2012
10. $200,000 September 2012 (This is were he must have starting taking Viagra)


INTERMISSION-----GUESS HE TOOK A LONG 5 MONTH VACATION….

Chapter 2. Andys getting greedy

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/vprr/13/9999999997-13-012221 (Item 5 of Reg A)

11. $200,000 March 2013
12. $80,000 March 2013
13. $10,000 April 2013
14. $80,000 June 2013
15. $200,000 July 2013
16. $200,000 July 2013
17. $480,000 July 2013 (WOW…must of blown a load in his pants right there)
18. $40,000 July 2013
19. $200,000 July 2013
20. $200,000 July 2013
21. $25,000 August 2013
22. $12,500 August 2013 (Guess it's back to chump change)


Chapter 3. Andys real plan rears its ugly head

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/vprr/14/9999999997-14-000139 (Item 5 of Reg A)


Chapter 4. Andys .0001 Reg A turns into a R/S so he can keep hitting the replay button because now he's like a cocky crack addict with STBV shares and his love for MOU PR's!!


Oh…and all the chatter about shorts, wash trades, blah blah blah….its simply called DILUTION...

OR..

For an analogy...it's like me inviting all my friends to a big bash I'm throwing, but when they get to the door they have to first pay me an outrageous entry fee before they realize I'm selling tupperware!



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