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Re: Genecloner post# 163228

Thursday, 02/27/2014 10:26:45 AM

Thursday, February 27, 2014 10:26:45 AM

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OT: Gene, welcome to the club.

You're showing the first signs of PPHMitis, which is an incurable internet virus that jumps through the monitor and affects real people including most on this board.

First symptom is delusions of great wealth from PPHM stock and bullish predictions such as buyout or partnerships, Secondly, the virus takes on a peculiar dormant stage for a couple of weeks where another bizarre symptom presents itself...itchy scalp. It leaves the afflicted scratching his or her head wondering why they still don't have massive amounts of wealth in their stock accounts from such an obvious game changer.

After a few days (sometimes weeks) of paralysis and bewilderment PPHMitis then presents the most peculiar symptom of all...a variation of alzheimers where the patient simply forgets the whole ordeal ever happened and starts over again. In the end the disease alters the your brain so much that the sick actually begin to like the PPHMitis and what it's done and begin to stick up for it.

In one rare case in Sept. 2012, the virus mutated and the first stage lasted extra long, actually leaving PPHM shareholders thinking they really did have massive amounts of wealth. But the second stage (head scratching) soon followed.

Scientists are stumped. Some speculate that the DoD's involvement in PPHM has nothing to do with Phosphatidylserine, but in trying to weaponize the effect that PPHM stock has on its shareholders. Reps declined to comment for this story. The only cure is bavituximab, which unfortunately, is unavailable to patients...but the good news is that it should be really, really soon. I mean super soon. Like this year! Man I can't wait for ASCO 2014...I'm gonna be freaking rich! Best of luck.

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