Due to the overwhelming response of affirmative approval by the shareholders of the scheduled date of Medinah's AGM on Mother's Day, I have received notice that the BOD will publish the heretofore schedule of all special emergent shareholder meetings for the remaining period this calendar year on each and every holiday, including Labor Day, Father's Day, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Honikah, Yom Kippur, and last but not least on Les Price's birthday. While I may have missed a holiday or two and probably do not have them in their proper sequence, you get the dirt.
This will most definitely ensure the highest number of shareholder attendance. Of course we can all count on a plethora of announcements to be pouring out of the company's next designated PR contact in between these scheduled special shareholder meetings.
Apparently Roberto did such an outstanding job of company misrepresentation with all his creative responses to shareholder queries that along with the newly appointed chairman of Microsoft, the BOD of Microsoft has voted unanimously to install Roberto as the Chief Misinformation Officer for Microsoft. CMO? Of course at Microsoft, the acronym would be CMOM. Now that has a nice ring to it. I have it on the strictest of reliable information that a bidding war ensued between Twitter, Facebook, Google, Tumbler, Groupon and last but not least Ali Baba of China, to hire such a gifted PR person as Roberto. But Microsoft won out.
I hope you all join me in giving Roberto a most appreciative send off and wish him tremendous luck in putting out even more tales of "next week" at his new assignment. And oh by the way, since we are living in this incredible technological age, unlike the new chairman, Roberto does not need to move to the Seattle environs to perform his duties. He can stay in Las Vegas and field calls from the four corners of the globe.
Ah, I can hardly wait for the AGM to convene. The suspense of how they will finesse and spin is killing me. Should I forget about dear old mother and leave her sitting in the corner of her room alone on Mother's Day and attend the AGM, I will bring the most precisely engineered gyro to the meeting and compare the speed at which the gyro spins relative to the BOD's. I wonder who would be the winner, the gyro or the BOD?
