Thursday, February 20, 2014 8:06:53 AM
One kid says "I smell Mrs. Robert's apple pie. Let's go snatch it."
Another says "I don't smell anything. Let's go play."
A third youngster says "I don't want to get in trouble."
A fourth says "That's not apple pie. That's just the smell from the trash cans over there," as he points at two cans next to the tidy home's garage.
The first kid frowns. "I'm getting some pie, it tastes like a million dollars. You guys go play. I'll catch up later."
The other three shrug their shoulders and head for the park.
The first boy does his DD, scoping out the scene, takes a "Gander" at the window and then snatches up the million dollar pie. He sits down, eats a piece with his bare hands, sticky apple pie filling coats his fingers and chin. He grins while thinking about his friends.
Then, he takes the rest of the pie and puts it in his refrigerator, saving the remaining pieces until he's so hungry his eyes tell him each piece has grown a hundred times bigger.
Thinking, he decides to sell the pie. Makes a killing. His friends pay $5 per small sliver of apple goodness.
The clever boy takes his new found money and buys a shiny new bike.
The End. AXCG!
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