Lighten up and enjoy a good joke.
Three ducks walk into a bar.
> >>"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
> >>"Huey," was the reply.
> >>"How's your day been, Huey?"
> >>
> >>"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
> >>What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
> >>
> >>"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,
> >>"Hi, and what's your name?"
> >>
> >>"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
> >>
> >>"So how's your day been, Dewey!?" he asked.
> >>"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles
> >>all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
> >>
> >>The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
> >>
> >>"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
> >> "My name is Puddles."