Okay Derf and Paulie - remember this....
Around here, friendships are made from sarcasm, inappropriateness, shenanigans, alcohol and/or some other mind altering substance(s).
What is missing here is clearly the alcohol/ mind altering substance(s) so, get together and get drunk or high and take your relationship to the next level!
Now, thanks in advance to anyone who suggests what Derf and Paulie should drink or take when they get together? I think any spirits that are stronger than wine but less lethal than rubbing alcohol would do.
As far as mind altering substances go,I would avoid anything that can be made in a two-liter bottle or anything that must be injected. This leaves a lot of stuff on the table.
Good Luck Gentlemen. If you were women it would be so much easier - we can work out any problem over a lunch and one session of therapeutic shoe shopping!
