Oh humble puhleeze, Gary, get a clue, how many times do I have to provide you with that link to all those folks -- SI's best -- telling the world what a loss it is to have Bob gone?
On the other hand here you are with your bit.
Dood, been there, seen it, so have dozens of the posting world's best. Your story is fiction.
Really gotta go to bed.
Cheers,
Svejk