Derf's Grotto

[Montana Wildhack]

Hey sports fans, the air feels a little heavy in here today. Maybe it's time for us to focus on training our cockroaches for the big race. Maybe Paulie can find us some that are trainable. I think NYC has some of the more exotic strains. I find it interesting that this event is sponsored by a hotel.

Cockroach racing-

At the Story Bridge Hotel in Kangaroo Point Queensland Australia, on Australia Day (26th January), they hold a cockroach racing competition. The race starts with a bucket of roaches emptied into the middle of a race ring, and the first to reach the edge of the ring wins.