52 Week Break Outs

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3 part joke = Bird Lovers

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Grand Marais. They head to
the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes
over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem
dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's
pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by the Lake. At the
cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks
like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head
and says:

"Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."







BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE! PART TWO:


Moments later Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says.

He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and
shoots the parrot.

Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either."







BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!! PART THREE:


Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears.

He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which he pulls a chicken.

Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and
hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he
hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Ole shakes his head -

"First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knut parrotshooting .

and now Lars is hengliding.....