Universal Apparel and Textile Co. (DKGR)

[paid pumper]

I am devastated that I will not be invited to hobnob with the elite of DKGR. DKGR management has proven over the years, since 2005 actually, that they are of the highest moral character. Each succeeding venture has been more successful that the last and continues to exhibit DKGR management's first class business acumen.
Yes sir, it hurts deeply to not be invited to run with DKGR big dogs, especially when I will be driving a brand new Oldsmobile which is not the one my daddy drove.