Genius! Yes that's it! From $5.00 per share to $0.0003 and capitulation finally occurred on Christmas Eve ...
Here are the The Top 10 equally plausible explanations for a near 52 million share dump:
10.) The Grinch, trying to make bail money from his Christmas Eve arrest in Montgomery County, desperately sold his shares for record low prices.
9.) Santa's Elves, fearing December 26th pink slips, sold their shares.
8.) Mrs. Claus sold shares to buy a years supply of Slimfast for obese spouse.
7.) Rudolph, depressed from years of repressed childhood taunts, sold his stake in UBRG to pay for a nose job.
6.) Ralphie, still scarred from a childhood Red Ryder BB gun mishap, sold his shares to fund cosmetic laser surgery.
5.) Elf on a Shelf, sick and tired of moving every single night, sold his shares to buy a house of his own and settle into one spot.
4.) Frosty the Snowman sold his shares to buy an Arctic Circle time share.
3.) Santa shrugged off his wife's gift of a Slim Fast gift card and sold his shares to pay for some liposuction.
2.) All the bad boys and girls, fearing their anticipated fate of coal for Christmas, united and sold their UBRG shares to pay for a wild weekend of Hookers and Heroin.
And the number one, most plausible reason for a 52 million share dump on Christmas Eve:
1.) Fraudulent criminals and life partners Solomon Ali and Nicole Singletary used RAINCO to "grinch" every last good little boy and girl shareholder of UBRG to continue funding their shareholder funded lifestyle through the Christmas break.
