Orion Diversified Holding Company Inc (OODH)

[shajandr]

Criminal, crooked "CEO" Randy Hoff will indeed be going on vacation - but not for two months - for 96-109 months - all expenses paid (minus a forfeiture order and some stiff fines) at one of Uncle Sam's deluxe Federal Correctional Institutions.

This is not just any vacation, this is an opportunity for Randy to learn some new skills other than cutting and splitting firewood and securities fraud. Yes, Randy will learn how to prepare meals from crackers, Cheese Whiz, Tabasco, and ramen noodles in a plastic microwavable bowl. He will learn the art of operating industrial-size laundry equipment, mopping floors, and landscaping of large Federal facilities. He will relax in the spa with other men under the steaming showerheads, frolicking in a sun-worshiper's costume of nudity with his fellow campers. He will receive regular prostate exams by certified correctional officers. Randy will dine on the finest out-dated meat-like products that can be bought from to-be-discarded unsold inventory of lowest-bidders, including the delicacies of: shiny gray beef(?), Salmonella chicken, Ptomaine pork, and green-tinged baloney.

He will be accommodated in his own semi-not-so-private single-width bunk(39"x75") with comfy 2-inch foam mattress and a single flat pillow.

All transportation is provided courtesy of Wackenhut Transportation services and BOP Con Air contractors, connecting through El Reno, Oklahoma.

Yes, Randy Hoff is the big winner of this extended-stay vacation package sponsored by the Department of Justice, the Securities Exchange Commission, and the Bureau of Prisons.

Congratulations, Randy!! Santa is coming!!!