Happy Birthday Paulie! I hope the admins have been buying you shots of something all day today!
Anyway, your Ihub persona is a Sagittarius. Since most "investors" here on Ihub consult their astrological forecast before they invest one single dime in a million shares of some sub-penny POS that is going straight to da moon, I thought it would be interesting to see the scientific facts about your Ihub personality.
As a Sagittarius here are a few of the traits of your Ihub persona.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
So there you have it, science at it's best. And, more importantly, a comprehensive description of one of the most beloved, entertaining, creative and totally hip people here in the Hub.
Oh, and if you are interested in an in-depth study of your REAL personality traits, please call Miss Cleo with the date, exact time and planet of your birth. I hear she's out of prison and looking for some new clients or a clean shell, whatever she finds first!
