Merry Christmas Sierra Gold sCorpions SGCP
Real Issues surrounding SGCP in SL, cork.
Two headed serpent
with furked tongues Lurk in the Waters of Sierra Leone land.
That could be a good reason for the foundation erosion of SGCP.
Of course, Doug says this, locals say that, blah blah blah.
But the creature runs lose and always by itself, they say.
I heard that for some time the locals tried to snare its heads,
but it's heads were much to large to fit the snares they made.
Frightening the locals every time it returned, with its very
deformed and oversized heads. "It prevents us from Gold Diggin",
says Doug, "We must do something about this serpent".
The real problem with this particular type of serpent is it
has a head at each end, LOL. Yeah, it has a head where its butt
would normally be and a head on the other end where it eats.
Doug is putting a call into Mr.Stuckvestor, an eggspurt in the
age old lost art of two headed serpent wrestling, but he's
not sure if he's ever wrestled a serpent with two heads this
large and ugly let alone at opposite ends. We wait for Stuckvestor
and pray he brings some corn, says Doug. Corn, they ask?
Yeah Corn. It seems to be in the feces of the serpent.
"How will we know which head is its real head" they asked Doug.
He replied "You Wont but I don't think it really matters because it eats from both ends".
The locals were confused about that part.
If it eats from both heads and there are two heads, then... and you could see
the look of realization setting in LOL. OHHH MAN, PRICELESS.
Anyways, so now Doug waits for Mr.Stuckvestor to arrive and
wrestle the two headed serpent that terrorizes SLONES these days.
This may or may not be completely credible info because im not
sure there really is such a person such as Mr.Stuckvestor.
Merry Christmas Everyone. Maybe you get coal in your stocking!!
Go SGCP
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