Plastic2Oil Inc (PTOI)

[sunspotter]

"JB won't stop until he gets the ultimate machine."

Or until he runs out of naive and gullible marks who think they will get rich quick by believing his absurd lie about a magic secret catalyst which lay unloved and unwanted by its original inventors until, in one of those uncanny if not incredible but certainly legendary acts of serendipity, he stumbled across it quite by accident on one of the very few magnetic tapes he ever claims to have processed.

Whichever comes first. And notwithstanding my signature quote from Mencken, I think I know which will happen first. In fact I'm sure I know.