Andy decided to fly down to Columbia for the weekend and
took one off his parrots for company. The plane was not
crowded so he strapped the parrot in the seat next to him.
Once they were airborne the stewardess came down the aisle
taking drink orders. When she reached his row, she sweetly
asked "And what would you like to drink Sir? I can bring a bowl
of water and a bag of peanuts for your little friend."
"I'll have a rum and coke, said the parrot. And you can bring
me a banana and shove the peanuts up your ass." I'll have a
coffee,"said Andy. "And you'll have to excuse the parrot, he's
nervous because he's never flown so high before." The young
woman, obviously taken aback, returned a few minutes later
with the parrots drink but forgot Andy's coffee and the banana.
"Listen, you fat cow, with service like this I don't know why
anyone flies this airline. Go back and get a banana and as slow
as you are moving, you might as well bring me another rum
and coke because I will surely be finished with this one. And
bring my owner the coffee that he asked for."
A few minutes later the stewardess returned with the parrots
drink and a banana, but again forgot Andy's coffee. Andy
decided if he was ever going to get served he would have to
follow the parrots example, so he said "Puta, one more time
you forget the coffee, I kick your butt back to Managua."
With that, two burly airline security types stood up, came back
to Andy's row, jerked both him and the parrot out of their seats,
pushed them back to the emergency exit, opened it, and threw
them out of the airplane.
Plunging downwards towards the jungle, the parrot turns to
Andy and says "You know, for someone who can not fly, you
certainly are an arrogant SOB."
