Was just at the gym and it occurred to me I may soon have the same issue as Intellicell. You see I did a few set of bench, Still getting 300 at 55 years old, I feel pretty good. It was when I started doing abdominals it struck me. I gained a few pounds during my two month layoff from the gym. I have some adipose tissue and I was, well I was subjecting it to more then minimal manipulation by the FDA's latest definition.
You see when I do sit-ups on that slant board, I am causing chemical reactions in my body, blood vessels bursting, stem cells hopefully in tact but this willful carnage I am tormenting my body with can only mean one thing to the FDA.
After my workout, my body is now, classified a DRUG and subject to FDA rules and any future trips to the gym will have to await years of clinical trials before I can return.
For that matter, movement of the human body at all that more then minimally manipulates your cells will now result in your classification as a drug.
Night all, just making the point, the public is not going to buy it when it it presented because it is lunacy.
