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Why Mature Men Don't Ask for Directions When We're Lost
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Okay it all comes down to pride.

We're driving around, burning gas, wearing sunglasses, looking good.

People who see us driving by would never guess that we have no idea where we are.

And we don't want to tell them.

Men don't enjoy the concept of going up to total strangers and saying...

"You may not know this but I'm a moron."

In contrast, a woman is very anxious to share this knowledge.

It somehow eases her burden.

Women getting lost on a trip is a blameless act of nature - to men it's a personal failure.

Man knew where he was when he left home - he doesn't know where he is now.

He crossed the line from the world he knows into the world he doesn't know.

To a man this is how he felt when he got married or had kids.

If he admits he's lost in the car, he'll have to admit that he's lost everywhere.

So just bite your tongue and circle the block a few more times.

"Men aren't lost, they just go the long way."

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