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BREAKING NEWS

After bringing Numobile Inc current, Phillip Verges announced today that he has been able to pickup a condom factory for a song! Well it's actually more of a machine really. Phil has mounted it in the back of a truck and has committed to run it himself. He was quoted saying " He will cover every prick who has ever lost money on one of his ventures" he went on to say, "Numobile has cum a long way, and I have made a mess at times, but with our new line of biodegradable condoms and lubricants made from Algae by products. We will again lead this company thru a successful pump and dump, but with our larger reservoir end we will withdraw cleanly"

Mr Verges made the announcement outside a Vegas hotel surrounded by three scantly clad teen models and Numobiles new mascot Joe Camel who was over heard saying. Hey, Phil, Phil, Phil what day is it!? That's right it's hump daaayyyyyy! As the five entered the hotel to do more product testing.