Economic Collapse

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Oh, come now. Syria is at peace due to the brilliant chess game played by our Mensa commander, there is no poverty, health care is on its way to being totally cured by OBC, unemployment is only for those few who no one really cares about, corporations are booming, and all those pesky debt problems are easily correctable by Ben's special monopoly printing press. Stop worrying! What in the world could possibly go wrong now? Happy days, my friend. Dow 40,000! Sell your worthless gold, and buy a few more cars!