Year of the Dog

[fung_derf]

I have recently attained information leading me to believe that DDF is a fraud! My inside sources tell me that DDF is actually DDF Jr. and therefore ddfjr should actually be noted as ddfIII. I believe DDF(to be here forward known as DDFjr) has been pulling this ruse in an attempt to avoid litigation.
I think it's shameful that ddf is trying to pawn off his wicked past onto his father! JMO, of course.