OT/Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost
an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several
years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the horses blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from
New York."
