NeoMedia Technologies, Inc (NEOM)

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"TS" NEOM Blurb (SNL Version)...reposted!!

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January 03, 2006

Dear ChangeWave Sucker

So far, officially, we're up over [insert number]% in this exciting microcap stock. Of course, I know, from the e-mails I'm getting from ChangeWave MicroCap subscribers, that many of them are sick to death of me, and in fact are sticking blunt pins in their Toby voodoo dolls after the stock dipped after our initial recommendation...

... and some of them (especially me {grin})banked gains of well over 1,000%..

So why am I telling you this? To be honest, to rub it in - hehe, hoohoo.... I'm also writing because all our research suggests there's another 1,000% upside from here and trust me, I'll be telling you all about it every week for the next 4-5 years or until something actually happens.

This is your second (and probably last) chance to join this ten-bagger club....well, ok...its your last chance until I issue my next newsletter, and then THIS will be your last chance, possibly, no promises mind you, .....

Let me be frank: I provide the most stunningly repetitive investment advice I have ever seen in my 25 years of
investment analysis.

I am by NO measure a sure thing. But I'm the closest thing
I've ever seen to a slimy leech who is making millions by pumping and dumping my overweight ass to all my trusting subscribers who believe me when I tell them they are getting in on the ground-floor of a transformational technology before the rest of the world catches on. Hehe, sounds cool dont it?

The full realization of this fortune-builder called Changewave Investing is just around the corner ....much faster than say how fast camera phones have taken over the cell phone world.

Got a little risk capital burning a hole in your pocket? Wanna throw it all into my pockets? If this works out as we expect, I'll make a fortune and you'll ....... well, who really gives a damn?

If any of this intrigues you - and you have some capital to use
in the hunt for life-changing wealth - I urge you to try a
no-risk, no-profit trial subscription to MicroCap Investor...

...and get the name of this high-flyer (no, I dont mean me silly, I mean the stock) -- and buy instructions --
online right now (plus a whole lot more huge profit
opportunities that will take 10 years to pan out). It's a 30-cent stock today, so just a little bit of money can control a big block of shares. And if its 20-cents tomorrow, well thats just tough luck, as I would have been "outta there" long before you suckers....

Hit me straight,

Toby "I bet YOU dont have a dream golf-course home at Desert Mountain in Scottsdale, AZ" Smith

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