40 years of marriage!
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
..Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
..The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'
..The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.
..The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
..The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.*! *
..So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
***The husband became 92 years old.
.....The moral of this story:
..Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.....
