Part 1 of my New Years Resolutions
1. Spend less time on the internet and more time at Homeless Shelters, Humane Society, Retirement Homes and the Julian Center.
2. Take ALL my vacation from work and go where we have planned.
3. Donate more money.
4. See more movies.
5. Go back to the gym for cardio, lose and keep 15 pounds off for good.
6. Shave less.
7. Buy my wife a Bulldog, buy myself a Great Dane (though I know the second probably won’t happen; also we would adopt if we could)
8. Drink less Coke.
9. Eat less junk, particularly mayonnaise and chocolate.
10. Be more romantic.
11. Build another new house all over again and sell our current home myself (though I think it is too soon).
12. Pay that kid to mow my yard, and remember to tip him.
13. Actually trade more than 10 stocks this year.
14. Reward my employees more.
15. Conceive in Italy, late this year.
16. Start college fund.
17. Buy less DVDs.
18. Convince my wife to stay with her job and not seek a new one.
19. Scratch #18, buy more DVD’s, even against everybody else’s wishes.
20. Pluck my nose hair more often….OUCH.
21. Golf more (actually get a lesson or two), play more football and basketball.
22. Return more phone calls.
to be continued........
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