"A vIDArOO (VIDA) Fhairy Tail
by Mr R Cat
Hamish and Julio, two college freshmen from the Far East
decided to pool their scholarship $$$$ to make some
quick beer money flipping penny stocks during 4th of July break.
They bought %^$#, @*%^, and VIDA on MARGIN. They almost doubled
their money which, by the third day after buying also included
most of the pocket change of the residents of their dorm floor.
On the fourth day, simultaneously ALL THREE of their stocks
plunged 50%. Same on day 4,5 and six.
On the seventh day DOG said, 'Let us smite these naughty boyz with
a MARGARINE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We shall deliver their
smouldering portfolio of 5 Godzillion shares of VIDA to NITE
to liquorate at any price, which NITE gleefully (lol) did, down to
.0045.
Seeing their accounts whacked down and down, other timid VIDA
longs that bought on margarine decided they'd throw in the trowel
also and dumped at a loss....(bad boys and girls, bad)
Well!!! Smart, wealthy, balding (sorry girls) soberburnites
(like us), seeing the chart plunged into the boiling entrails of
below the bottom BB decided, 'Hey, what the
helloktimetobottomfeed !!!!! on Wednesday and even managed to
PAINT a nasty red Talofalava Spinning Reverse Top to close
with a bit of feeble support.
Well! NITE thought VIDA was soo yummy that after completely
liquidating himself on Wednesday reappeared on Thursday so
hungry for another cubic mouthful of VIDA he sat on the bid ABOVE
Wednesday's close most of the day! ...MUCH to the surprise of
stubborn VIDA longs (and UNlongs) who had survived being dragged by the kidknees
down down then up up then ouching down and up again!
Meanwhile, word has spread that VIDA's liquoration has finished
and panicked sellers have become nervous askchasers....
and all bought merrily on Friday and VIDA was a gleaming nickel by
Xmas morning.
The end."
"May you always have enough to share"
