I've got an brand new product based on the CDEX SCAM. It's called the Aurowand(TM). It's a handheld device operating at a very specially modulated wavelength. When held over ordinary straw, it turns it into gold. This miraculous transformation occurs in real time and the unit can process up to 1500 grams of gold per battery charge. It also has a Wi-Fi connection which allows a print out record of the bullion value of the gold produced based on the realtime market price of gold. Of course it also has all the functions of an Apple 5 phone, duh! We are accepting orders and based on the overwhelming response from are customers we believe the future demos will be well liked and historical! The only thing left to do is design and built it, but that won't stop us from advertising it.