Hey I saw you on TV, you might have a future on Saturday Night Live, Iraqi mis-information minister mohommed saeed-al-sylvester!
"We were able to chop off their rotten heads, the attack was halted and the coalition force began retreating, chased by the fire of our forces. The valiant force of republican guard have control of the airport."
That was so cool that you could say that with a straight face!
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