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[Lownumba]

I just returned from some Christmas shopping and will now proceed to drink heavily. Oh, the humanity.

I was reminded of the Vonnegut quote: Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

It isn't going to happen, baby. Put away your purse. And nice stretch pants. Try 2X next time.

And I can report with great confidence that the "great" in The Greatest Generation does not refer to driving skills.

Ho ho ho.