Friday, June 28, 2013 2:58:52 PM
If he is an american capitalist farmer who has 2 cows he will sell one cow, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
If he is a french farmer who has 2 cows he will go on strike because he want three cows.?
He will go to lunch and drink wine. ?Life is good.
If he is a Japanese farmer who has two cows.? He redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.?They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. ?Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
If he is a German farmer who has two cows.? He engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.? Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
If he is an Italian farmer who has 2 cows but de do not know where they are.? While ambling around, he see a beautiful woman. ?He break for lunch. ?Life is good.
If he is a Belgian farmer who has one cow.?The cow is schizophrenic. ?Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.?The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.?The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.?The cow asks permission to be cut in half.?The cow dies happy.
Under an american corporation, the American farmer who has two cows sell one, lease it back to himself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.? He force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. He is surprised when one cow drops dead. he spin an announcement to the analysts stating he has downsized and are reducing expenses.? His stock goes up.
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