Volk trying to one-up Mason's legendary "handsome reward" with a "Britland to 6.5B AS 1-2 combo."
"I am thrilled to be able to deliver this positive news for Worthington and its valued shareholders," stated Worthington Energy, Inc. Chairman and CEO, Charles F. Volk
I'm sure he was "thrilled to deliver" that news. Got a whole bunch of shares sold with it.
It is...Volk's art.
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