I'm only down 99.999% but I'm not selling to these sneaky mm's and plotting bears, no sir-ee. Not when uncle Charlie promised to pay me back with a big stake in his VM well. See, he treasures us common shareholders like family, and I'm quite sure he feels just awful about us losing so much money. Poor guy probably hasn't had a good nights rest in years. Go WGAS!
It's zee Germans! Zey are manipulating zee price! Zey intendz to cornerz zee orange futurez becausez zey predictz americaz will makez 30 hourz/weekz fullz timez to skewz unemploymentz numberz'z resultz in 10 hourz morez forz drinkin'z fuzziez navelz