I think it reads like an April Fools' Day joke:
No "Moosegristle" Sask. comes up in a search and this doesn't really sound professional. JMO.
Moosegristle, Sask.-Tuesday, April 1, 2003--Canatout Media Holdings, Canada's premier financial content provider for micro cap markets, announced today that it has agreed to purchase the U.S.-based financial site, Investor's Hub. Terms were not disclosed.
Canatout CEO and founder, Joseph Bodoni, stated, "We are delighted to announce this exciting partnership, which will enable our Canadian-owned company to reach the vast audience of individual investors and traders in the U.S.
"Our vision is to promote a friendlier, more tolerant, more Canadian message board environment, where everyone is nice to one another and stock prices are free to accurately reflect that niceness by going up. All negativity will be rooted out and destroyed.
"It has been reported that we are in talks with Yahoo to provide them with message boards for OTC-BB stocks, but we have no firm deal yet. We have also been named as a possible buyer of the Motley Fool site. We have spoken with the Gardners (who really are fools), but we will only manage their site for them if they pay us twice what it is worth, say $50 (US)."
Who is this Time Being, and why are we always doing things for it?