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[shakerzzz]

>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know
>the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
>definition
>for each is listed below ....
>
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you >still
>cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass >and
>having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
>I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.