Plastic2Oil Inc (PTOI)

[hornettt]

I'm still trying to find ANYONE that can tell me how many barrels of oil can be squeezed out of your ordinary sized crayon.

I'm also stymied and perplexed as to whether or not the actual color of said crayon is of material difference to whether it either uncontrollably spews out oil or simply dribbles it.

I'm obviously at the mercy of those more informed than I in these delicate matters so please help me to navigate these most complex issues. Please?

P.S. If the processors refuse to take crayons in the pink, will they then force take it in the brown???

Would that possibly expose their holes to a hole new litany of litigation? I mean, what exactly are the federal sodomy laws that might cum into play?