Wednesday, December 07, 2005 12:25:53 PM
Does this sound like any of us?
Subject: The Bathtub
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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