Sunday, April 28, 2013 3:41:04 PM
MASSIVE FRAUD (PINKY: MSSSD) INKS AGREEMENT WITH MCDONALDS (MCD)
Responding to multiple pleas of iHub poster and dedicated investor E-Cho20 for Telipad sales data, Massive Fraud (MSSSD) is pleased to report an arrangement with the McDonald's Corporation to use their iconic signage to announce sales milestones of the revolutionary TeliPad!
"We realize that the SEC frowns upon fraudulent 10-Q and 10-K filings and even misleading press releases, so we are excited to resurrect McD's golden arches to fabricate sales numbers of our non-existent TeliPad" commented Oscar Hanes, CEO Emeritus of Massive Fraud.
And this is not the first time the Hanes family crossed paths with the McDonald's Corporation. Hanes confided: "When I was just 5 years old, my Momma advised Ray Kroc, founder of McDonalds, by saying "If you could only find a way of selling hamburgers faster than my boy Oscar can tell lies, you will have the most successful company in the restaurant industry!"
And the rest is history...
In 1917, 15-year-old Ray Kroc lied about his age to join the Red Cross as an ambulance driver, but the war ended before his training finished.
Ray Kroc wanted to build a restaurant system that would be famous for food of consistently high quality and uniform methods of preparation. He wanted to serve burgers, buns, fries and beverages that tasted just the same in Alaska as they did in Alabama.
About McDonald's
McDonald's USA, LLC, is the leading foodservice provider in the United States offering a variety of wholesome foods made from quality ingredients to more than 26 million customers every day. Nearly 90 percent of McDonald's 14,000 U.S. restaurants are independently owned and operated by local businessmen and women. Customers can now log online for free at any of the 11,500 participating Wi-Fi enabled McDonald's U.S. restaurants. For more information, visit www.mcdonalds.com, or follow us on Twitter (@McDonalds) and Facebook (Facebook.com/McDonalds) for updates on our business, promotions and menu items.
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Responding to multiple pleas of iHub poster and dedicated investor E-Cho20 for Telipad sales data, Massive Fraud (MSSSD) is pleased to report an arrangement with the McDonald's Corporation to use their iconic signage to announce sales milestones of the revolutionary TeliPad!
"We realize that the SEC frowns upon fraudulent 10-Q and 10-K filings and even misleading press releases, so we are excited to resurrect McD's golden arches to fabricate sales numbers of our non-existent TeliPad" commented Oscar Hanes, CEO Emeritus of Massive Fraud.
And this is not the first time the Hanes family crossed paths with the McDonald's Corporation. Hanes confided: "When I was just 5 years old, my Momma advised Ray Kroc, founder of McDonalds, by saying "If you could only find a way of selling hamburgers faster than my boy Oscar can tell lies, you will have the most successful company in the restaurant industry!"
And the rest is history...
In 1917, 15-year-old Ray Kroc lied about his age to join the Red Cross as an ambulance driver, but the war ended before his training finished.
Ray Kroc wanted to build a restaurant system that would be famous for food of consistently high quality and uniform methods of preparation. He wanted to serve burgers, buns, fries and beverages that tasted just the same in Alaska as they did in Alabama.
About McDonald's
McDonald's USA, LLC, is the leading foodservice provider in the United States offering a variety of wholesome foods made from quality ingredients to more than 26 million customers every day. Nearly 90 percent of McDonald's 14,000 U.S. restaurants are independently owned and operated by local businessmen and women. Customers can now log online for free at any of the 11,500 participating Wi-Fi enabled McDonald's U.S. restaurants. For more information, visit www.mcdonalds.com, or follow us on Twitter (@McDonalds) and Facebook (Facebook.com/McDonalds) for updates on our business, promotions and menu items.
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