Talk About Your Pets

[Churak]

There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called
Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog
tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as
a memorial.

That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs
to find the dog's ghost, demanding for his tail back.

The man was just about to give the tail back when the wife
rushed down and said:
'Don't give it back! Don't give it back!'
'Why?' asked the man.
'You're not allowed to retail spirits after 12:00!'