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[flemsnopes]

Dear EU,

We have discovered a small error in our checkbook register, and it now appears we have been "adding" to our bank balance each time we wrote a check rather than the more traditional method of "subtracting". Please forgive this unforeseen development and accept our sincere apology - along with the attached revised request for an additional 6 BILLION EUROs(give or take).

Sincerely,
Your BFF, Cyprus

Cyprus to appeal to EU for extra bailout assistance

The cost of Cyprus' bailout has risen to 23bn euros
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