Derf's Grotto

[Montana Wildhack]

When you die, what do you think people will say about you at the funeral? What do you hope they say?

First, we need to set the stage. It will be many decades from now. In the front of the room is a very skinny casket containing a stylish, 85 year old woman in Marc Jacobs from head to toe. There is a mid-to late 20's totally hot man sobbing uncontrollably beside the casket along with the usual children and assorted relatives. The comments,

"have you ever seen anyone as devastated as her boyfriend? I don't think he will ever get over this."