I heard that the janitor did indeed get the position. The janitor is super excited because they have given him full creative control. He is free to do as much marketing as his heart desires as long as it is not more than 4 hours per day, never on Tuesday, and does not require internet access! The janitor has been encouraged to take control of his business. Congrats janitor!
**disclaimer*** The above message is a joke and was not written on company time.
Register for free to join our community of investors and share your ideas. You will also get access to streaming quotes, interactive charts, trades, portfolio, live options flow and more tools.