OT: There is too much action going on in this market.
I can't take the pressure so I'm gonna switch my humble business to the Pakistani Stock Exchange where all trades are honest and above board. LOL
Meantime, another "Little Johnny story".
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying: "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said: "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you stand there all by yourself."
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said: "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Johnny replied quickly: "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network."
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his dad.
He watched as his dad moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump and chest.
After a few minutes little Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure they're healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said: "Dad I think the mailman wants to buy Mom".
Have a good weekend everyone.
AI
