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Monday, 11/14/2005 8:16:06 PM

Monday, November 14, 2005 8:16:06 PM

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Damn you call that a rumor !!!

Oh Yeah, Try this Whopper on for size ..... Apple attempts hostile takeover of Sun Microsystems to acquire 8 Core processor rendering both IBM, AMD and Intel obsolete in the processor race as Steve Jobs aims to dominate the enterprise market. In related news Steve Jobs ripped off his outer skin to reveal himself as William Gates former chairman and CEO of Microsoft now Supreme Overlord of the merged entity known as MicroApple.

Bwha ha ha

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