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[big-yank]

A Green Bay area Elementary School teacher asked young Susie if she had a favorite NFL team, to which she replied: "Yes, The Chicago Bears." Irritated, the teacher inquired why, to which Susie replied: "My Dad is a Bears fan." The teacher paused, then asked Susie if she had some other, more genuine reason to choose The Bears, which Susie answered as: "Yes, my Mom is a Bears fan, too."

Now the teacher was really pissed. Trying to make her think for herself, she snapped back at Susie that if her Mom was a moron and her Dad were a moron, what did she think that would make her, to which Susie replied: "That's easy... I'd be a Cheesehead!"

By the way, what position did your wife play? LOL.

Yank