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Friday, November 11, 2005 2:55:03 PM
Jeverville, U.S.A. - Doctors report that an emergency operation to repair Jever's posterior was unsuccessful in stopping the flow of useless information. "Until we can locate the source of all that gas, the best we can do is plug things up with cork", the unidentified surgeon who conducted the procedure reported. "At this moment Jever is resting comfortably, but don't expect any solid news for at least a week."
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