Sure Trace (SSTY)

[BookUmDano]

Two nuns are instructed to paint a room in the convent, and to not dare get a single drop of paint on their habits. So, they lock the door, get naked, and proceed to paint. There is a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" says one of the nuns.

"Blind man!" came the reply.

The nuns figured no harm in letting in a blind man, naked though they be.

So, the guy comes in the room.

"Nice tits" he says, "Where do you want the blinds?"